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About:
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The Internet is my lifeblood. I breathe Twitter, Facebook and Youtube.
My blog is at http://blog.hussulinux.com
Warning: Its Full of boring philosophies and my thoughts which are even more boring. Read at your own risk.
I don't like to sit idle. I hate people who waste time. kThxBye.
I don't like people who ask me questions before "Googling"
I eat a lot. I live to eat! I am a practising Muslim vegetarian(Sounds strange, eh? Read my blog to know why?). I have renounced non-veg food since I was 16 years old. I believe in One God. I am obsessed with Him.
I want to write a book, I will surely complete it soon. - Of course if I start.. :D
I write satire jokes. I am quite funny that way! I am witty, I am naughty.
I like Elton John's music. I listen to Ghalib in Jagjit's voice. I am quite emotional when it comes to poetry and music.
I am an avid speaker. I speak to the point. A thousand thoughts goes in my mind per nano-second. That's not fast.
I'm the most boring and uninteresting person you'll come across. I can break all barriers when it comes to laziness. I would love to have a remote which would do all my daily activities at the press of a button. But I'm so damn lazy to press that button too!
Sometimes, I am too casual, I am carefree. Let the world burn and I'm not concerned. I may walk into office with shorts and slippers.
I am like a man-eating tiger. I do what I feel like - I take decisions first and worry about consequences later. I am bold, I'm sometimes cunning.
I am good at starting things but not good in finishing them. I do incomplete stuff. I have a permanent pending list of tasks which I keep procrastinating. I am a BIG TIME procrastinator.
I am very high tech. I have gadgets around me all the time. But yet I don't feel like James Bond - He has better ones I guess..
I cannot work alone. I am not a one man army. My biggest strength comes from the support of the people around me. My Family, My Friends, My Team..
My weakness is that I believe and trust people either too easily or not trust people at all.
My biggest fear is of losing people or being lonely. But I believe in "I am not alone, Allah is with me"
I get upset when people upset me. I hate when things go out of plan in the wrong direction. I am easily distracted by the slightest news.. I love watching the news - Minute by minute.. I like the great Indian Daily Political live show.. Its too entertaining to see how some morons steer the country which has the potential of running by itself.
I live for myself and for the people around me. Nothing fancy. I steal from the rich and help the poor. But I'm no Robinhood.
I like to boast about myself. I love to be the center of attraction. I Need attention. I need pampering. Who doesn't ?
I am a fisher for comments. I love publicity. I need focus. I need love. I need respect. Who doesn't ?
I am a budding flower. Don't finger in and open the petals. Grant them time and allow it to open itself. Everything in the heaven and earth happens when the time is right. Wait for it.
When I was young I wanted to be a scientist. But I was so lazy I changed my career option such a way that I don't have to do any physical labour. I am a computer scientist now. Still a scientist. (Another satire joke of mine)
I love collecting books which I don't read. I just like to buy and keep them. The list is long else I would have bored you with it.
I want to buy a yacht and retire at 40 to see the entire world with my team and crew. I am a big time traveller. I love to visit places and meet new people. I'm damn curious to see how God made the world so beautiful!
Life is one big party when you're still young. And whose gonna have your back when its all done?
In my free time, I like Poetry. I don't write , but I appreciate the poet's efforts. I enjoy reading and reciting.
I really spending time with kids. I like playing with them and asking them silly questions and let them ask me silly questions and I say I don't know so that they would feel good about it that they are teaching me something! Its a wonderful feeling. Try it..
I am a big time research person.. I am a wikipedian. I get lost in the world of information... for hours..
I am highly satisfied with the stuff I do; I am lazy yet perfectionist. When I'm not satisfied, I'm too restless..
Enough from my side. I am good in making friends. But it depends on which ones. Allow a flower to open up by itself. Friends and books should be few and good.
Right or Wrong - I'm still the captain of my ship!
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